They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...