One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...