Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...