The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...