Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...