Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...