That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...