Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
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User song and music
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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Admit that you did that
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Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
More Church Bloopers!
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The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!