Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...