Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...