Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...