A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...