Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...