MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...