Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!