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The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
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Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
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What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Give him an orange
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A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
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