Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!