A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....