Economic pressures
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Smiling Snowman
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A burglar is in big trouble
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I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Learn how to talk southern
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Reasons to allow drinking at work
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What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!