Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Application rejections
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Emacs acronyms
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tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...