Pessimist and a dog
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A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...