I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...