The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...