A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...