Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....