Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.