At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...