Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75