How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...