I have bad news
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An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Sir!
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How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Where in earth have you been!
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