Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...