A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...