Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!