The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...