The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...