Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...