The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...