Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...