Outrageous Flirting Lines
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I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Fortune Cookie….
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The fate of marriages
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I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Blonde Medical Terminology
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A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...