Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?