New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...