El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...