The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...