Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...