Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.