Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...