Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...