French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...