Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...