Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...